Ladies, biblically, you are really God’s greatest gift to man(kind). But, this post today will not talk about all the good stuffs about you and why you make the world go round or why you make ice caps melt…this is NOT about that. Instead, it’s actually the other way around. I wanted to point some things that I noticed, observed and realized about you. In other words, things like, give me the impression like…Seriously? or What the?!
1) Since pole dancing is very popular today; I can say that this thing became really hit for all the ladies including partly ladies (you know; third sex). And, I agree with this, you find something to enjoy and most interesting about it is that some ladies are really taking some time and effort to learn how to pole dance for several reasons. BUT, here is my problem, it doesn’t mean that whenever you see a pole in the street, you can just start swinging and show the world that you can clamp your thighs on these vertical metal poles. This is a freaking street, where people walk and pass by to go on with their normal lives. You, as a lady, should still be aware that there are certain places you cannot do this pole dancing thing. I know that you’re really taking it seriously but try not to put in on the next level. Like “street level”, because it will not be funny if I throw you some bills and say shake that booty baby! Feel me?!
2) Next, we all can agree that God is not fair when it comes to showering the good looks to everyone; Right? And, one way to fix these physical shortcomings or probably exponentially show off your good looks is using make-ups. You see, I do not have problems with make-ups. To be honest, I like them for you. My problem is with some ladies who are good looking and apparently really mean or really pain in the ass or more harshly…A bitch!
Yes, I said the B word and before you start to get mad at me, try to be honest that they’re just ladies who are naturally mean. We all know that these types of ladies do exist and we cannot do anything about it but just merely or painfully accept them for what and who they are. We all could agree again, that true beauty is beyond make-ups, fancy dresses and artificially (Frankenstein) enhanced body figures.
So, to all the b*tchy ladies out there, try to be humble and nice sometimes. Because at the end the day, we just wanted you to be happy as well.
Side Joke: I wonder, how come that I don’t see any edible make-ups? Don’t you think it will be nice as well if they have these types of make-ups? Where, forgive me but, mean ladies could eat some to hopefully or surely show or enhance their inner beauties? You know what I mean. Lol
3) Before I start this 3rd and last observation, I just want to iterate (intensely) that I am a person against violence of any sort. I believe love can fix anything and we live in not so perfect world. But, since as a human, I still thought of doing something physical to someone I’m really pissed off. Like moments you really can’t figure why they’re doing this to you? Things like no legitimate or reasonable explanations at all. You know? Bad stuffs.
Admittedly, one good example of this was an experience with my exs’. We all know at some point of the relationship you will see all the nature of the person you chose, trusted and loved. And, some of these natures are not acceptable at all hence you learn to compensate. This is where the problem happens; because regardless how much you try to accept and understand these unacceptable natures, you will snap at some point and just gave you dark and vivid ideas. As part of the process in accepting these not-so-acceptable natures, you will reach to the point where you just thought to yourself hitting that person will be your last and only remaining option to tell her that she is being ridiculously pain in the ass and to straighten her up!
Once again, as a guy, you should never ever forget that you should NOT hit a girl. But, to be honest, being a guy, we can give you plenty of reasons why we should because of some stupid things you do…we just don’t, can’t and won’t! (Lol) I’m just saying.
Probably, posting this once again will raise the eyebrows of some or majority famale readers. There’s also high probability of being back fired at me…again. But, if you really pay attention to my message, you will see the depths of it and you could thought to yourself…Oh, he is actually partly right (saving myself). Also, you will know that I’m just kidding in a quite honest way. A post that merely a product of my observations to things I see about ladies…in 28 years of knowing them…somehow. Also, please be informed that I still adore you in A LOT of ways. The main reason I post this is because of the lady I saw in my #1 note and the rest just went though my head. So, should you blame me or the pole dancing lady? Lol
P.S.
Aside from mentioned disclaimer above, there is also a high percentage that I might be single for a very long time because of this post. Lol
Of course! You all know I’m just kidding!So drink your chill pill and relax. :
Have a great day, enjoy life and peace homies!
Approved by:
Insipid ;)