Forgive Me Ladies!

Ladies, biblically, you are really God’s greatest gift to man(kind). But, this post today will not talk about all the good stuffs about you and why you make the world go round or why you make ice caps melt…this is NOT about that. Instead, it’s actually the other way around. I wanted to point some things that I noticed, observed and realized about you. In other words, things like, give me the impression like…Seriously? or What the?!
 

1) Since pole dancing is very popular today; I can say that this thing became really hit for all the ladies including partly ladies (you know; third sex). And, I agree with this, you find something to enjoy and most interesting about it is that some ladies are really taking some time and effort to learn how to pole dance for several reasons. BUT, here is my problem, it doesn’t mean that whenever you see a pole in the street, you can just start swinging and show the world that you can clamp your thighs on these vertical metal poles. This is a freaking street, where people walk and pass by to go on with their normal lives. You, as a lady, should still be aware that there are certain places you cannot do this pole dancing thing. I know that you’re really taking it seriously but try not to put in on the next level. Like “street level”, because it will not be funny if I throw you some bills and say shake that booty baby! Feel me?!
 

2) Next, we all can agree that God is not fair when it comes to showering the good looks to everyone; Right? And, one way to fix these physical shortcomings or probably exponentially show off your good looks is using make-ups. You see, I do not have problems with make-ups. To be honest, I like them for you. My problem is with some ladies who are good looking and apparently really mean or really pain in the ass or more harshly…A bitch!

Yes, I said the B word and before you start to get mad at me, try to be honest that they’re just ladies who are naturally mean. We all know that these types of ladies do exist and we cannot do anything about it but just merely or painfully accept them for what and who they are. We all could agree again, that true beauty is beyond make-ups, fancy dresses and artificially (Frankenstein) enhanced body figures.

So, to all the b*tchy ladies out there, try to be humble and nice sometimes. Because at the end the day, we just wanted you to be happy as well.

Side Joke: I wonder, how come that I don’t see any edible make-ups? Don’t you think it will be nice as well if they have these types of make-ups? Where, forgive me but, mean ladies could eat some to hopefully or surely show or enhance their inner beauties? You know what I mean. Lol

 

3) Before I start this 3rd and last observation, I just want to iterate (intensely) that I am a person against violence of any sort. I believe love can fix anything and we live in not so perfect world. But, since as a human, I still thought of doing something physical to someone I’m really pissed off. Like moments you really can’t figure why they’re doing this to you? Things like no legitimate or reasonable explanations at all. You know? Bad stuffs.

Admittedly, one good example of this was an experience with my exs’. We all know at some point of the relationship you will see all the nature of the person you chose, trusted and loved. And, some of these natures are not acceptable at all hence you learn to compensate. This is where the problem happens; because regardless how much you try to accept and understand these unacceptable natures, you will snap at some point and just gave you dark and vivid ideas. As part of the process in accepting these not-so-acceptable natures, you will reach to the point where you just thought to yourself hitting that person will be your last and only remaining option to tell her that she is being ridiculously pain in the ass and to straighten her up!

Once again, as a guy, you should never ever forget that you should NOT hit a girl. But, to be honest, being a guy, we can give you plenty of reasons why we should because of some stupid things you do…we just don’t, can’t and won’t! (Lol) I’m just saying.

 

Probably, posting this once again will raise the eyebrows of some or majority famale readers. There’s also high probability of being back fired at me…again. But, if you really pay attention to my message, you will see the depths of it and you could thought to yourself…Oh, he is actually partly right (saving myself). Also, you will know that I’m just kidding in a quite honest way. A post that merely a product of my observations to things I see about ladies…in 28 years of knowing them…somehow. Also, please be informed that I still adore you in A LOT of ways. The main reason I post this is because of the lady I saw in my #1 note and the rest just went though my head. So, should you blame me or the pole dancing lady? Lol

 
P.S.

Aside from mentioned disclaimer above, there is also a high percentage that I might be single for a very long time because of this post. Lol

Of course! You all know I’m just kidding!So drink your chill pill and relax. :

 

Have a great day, enjoy life and peace homies!

 

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The (Freaking) Deal Breaker!

She is nice.
She is so nice; I have to say it twice.
She is beautiful.
She is very sweet.
She is very down to earth.
She has lovely eyes.
She has very kissable lips…evah!
She is a wonderful person.
And most of all…she’s already freaking…TAKEN!

 

Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, after all the wonderful and positive adjectives I’ve mentioned above, the last one really suck!

Has this ever happened to you? You are talking with a person that you are starting to like and somehow gave you the overwhelming feeling of hope to see your future; a future, where you picture yourself and this person you are talking with being together? Together, I meant as a couple or in a relationship. And along the conversation, you will find out that…that person is already freaking taken?

Well, I’m not sure about you but sadly this happened to me. I’ve been single for quite sometime now and frankly, I have no complains being in this status…yet (Lol). So, I believe that I am entitled to picture myself to be with someone I really like since technically I still don’t have someone who I say I’m committed with. Unfortunately though, the person that I think I was starting to like is already in a relationship. Taken by someone I don’t really care about. Although, I felt envious for this someone having the person I really like.

But, I guess that’s just a normal reaction.

 

So…anyways, instead of just being fully disappointed, frustrated and bitter, I just thought that it would be nice or funny to write something about the possible reaction(s) to this kind of situation. When you are talking to a person you are starting to like or probably already like and along the conversation she will throw what I call…the deal breaker.

 

***Disclaimer:

Assuming that both of you have been talking for quite sometime now and you’re starting to really like this person and along the conversation she throws in this deal breaker.

Also, these reactions are just purely for fun. So, don’t be offended. And in any instance that you wish to do these suggestions, please be in mind that I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE although I would love to hear the result(s). (Lol)

 

Scenario 1

You: It would be nice if you could join us this coming Saturday?

Her: Oh sure! I would really love to go. Can I bring my boyfriend with me?

(In his head, his real reaction)
You: @#$@@#$@#! We’ve been talking here for hours now and you are just saying that!

(Acceptable reaction)
You: Hmmm, not sure if that will be allowed but if it is…surely you can bring him with you. I guess, there’s nothing wrong about that.

 

Scenario 2

You: I used to work in that company.

Her: Really?! My boyfriend is working there. I hope you know him.

(In his head, his real reaction)
You: $#@$!@! Seriously?! 3 Days is not enough for you to tell me that you have a boyfriend? I’m now starting to like you and you are just saying that. Well, frankly, I don’t want to know anything about your boyfriend. As a matter of fact, I haven’t met him yet but I already know that I don’t like him. Because of him, all my possible hopes of my future with you is freaking thrown out the window.

(Acceptable reaction)
You: Oh! You’re boyfriend is still working there? What’s his name?

Her: Atty. Do Evil y Lucky Bastard. (Obviously, I just made this name up!)

(Acceptable reaction)
You: Ah! No. Don’t ring bell.

(Not-So-Acceptable reaction)
You: Oh! meeting. Sorry, have to go! Ciao!

 

Well, these are just 2 scenarios I could think of for now. I know these might not be true but since I thought about them; there’s a possibility right?! (Lol). And since, I was somehow disappointed I just thought why not write something funny and share it here.

So, going back to my question, has this ever happened to you?

 

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Hear Yea! Hear Yea! A Poet On The Rise :)

I feel gray today. I feel a quite emptiness.
Feeling the silence surrounds me.
Very dull yet still undefined.
I know that I’m not alone but I feel grayness.

I hear the sound; it’s so unmoving, and relaxing.
It pierces my mood with lightness and dullness.
Gray is the color, gray is the ambience.
Ambience, that resembles to emptiness.

The space divides me from these people is a question.
Question like why? Why do I feel sudden grayness?
Question like what? What is wrong with me?
I still hear them but I don’t see them clearly?

I see there are people, I see what they do.
But, I can’t see their faces.
It is still, the grayness that covers them.
Oh, what has had happened to me?

(*sigh*)

Finally, answers enlightened me. I figured it out now that…
…That I’m wearing shades, listening to Bossa and had few hours sleep! That’s why!Lol

 
I just thought to write a “poem”. If that’s what you call it. It made me laugh though. So, how is that for my first poem literary degree holders?! Lol
 
Happy weekend and enjoy life!
 
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Uncomfortable Spa

This happened few weeks back…

Whenever my weekdays are over and no errands during the weekends…I usually decide to go to a Spa for a body massage. (this is wholesome, don’t worry!)

Usually, I go for very specific types of massage (Swedish, Shiatsu or Thai) but this time I have decided to go and have a Reflexology. I’d realized that its been a while since I had one (years ago) and I felt that I wanted my bones to move and make some knuckle sounds. Lol

So, instead of my normal Spa I went to a different Spa. And, here’s what happened:

Went inside this Spa and greet the receptionist (not sure if she was really the Receptionist)

(Translated in English)

Me: Hi!

Lady: Hello!

Me: I want to ask about the massage you offer on Reflexology?

Lady: Sure Sir, what to do want to know?

Me: How much is this?

Lady: Normally, we offer it for P500 but since we are in promo we give it for P300.

Me: (thinking I was lucky to save my money). Wow! Great!

Lady: Would you like to put in the list Sir!

Me: Yes, please.

Lady: Although, you have to wait because our Masseur is currently on break. But, she’ll be back in a few minutes.

Me: Ohhh! No problem. I can wait.

Lady: You may sit down in our couch while waiting.

Me: Thank you!

(Few minutes past and the lady left (I think went on break as well), so I was alone in the reception)

While waiting, a different lady stepped in.  She sat on other side of the couch and relaxed.  At this moment, I have still no idea that she is the Masseur that we were waiting. Few seconds while sitting, she started a conversation with me…and this is how it started to mess up and I end up uncomfortable.

Masseur: Hi!

Me: Hello!

Masseur: Are you going to have a massage?

Me: (Obviously! But I politely respond) Yes, I wanted to have a reflexology today Hmm. – Just for a change.

Masseur: Ah! Okay, where are you from? (1^st hit)

Me: Oh! I just live near by.

Masseur: Here? Within this area? What street? (2^nd hit)

Me: Oh! Actually, not this area but very close here. I usually passed by your Spa whenever I go to work.

Masseur: Ah, Okay, What do you do?

Me: I work as a programmer in an Insurance company.

Masseur: Where? (3^rd hit)

Me: Just very close here…in Alabang (Someplace in Philippines)

Masseur: How old are you? (4^th hit and this started making uncomfortable talking to her. But, no choice I have to stay polite. So, I answered.)

Me: Oh! I’m 27.

Masseur: Are you married?  (5^th hit, Whoooaahh! Hold the phone! I am not applying for dating service or something here…I just want a massage. But, once again I stayed polite.)

Me: No. No plans yet. (Looking at a different direction just to show her that I am starting to be uncomfortable to her questions)

Masseur: Ah, Okay.

Last question that really made me react.

Masseur: So, you’re still single?

Me: I made my sarcastic laugh and asked her in a funny way…”Am I applying for a job or something here?!” Lol

Masseur: Lol (then she stopped asking)

***Talking about being polite! Eh?

Right at the moment, the first lady stepped in…

Lady: Oh that’s her, Sir, wanted to have Reflexology. Are you done on break?

Masseur: Yes, Alright Sir, I’ll just prepare your spot/cubicle/room. (Whatever?! she said room but for the sake of staying wholesome I gave you choices)

Me: (Laughing) you’re my Masseur, Hahaha! After asking me those questions and interviewing me?! That would help!

Masseur: Don’t worry Sir! “I won’t look”. (Laughing as well)

Honestly, it was cool with me.  Besides, I am quite comfortable with my body (In she want to see it. Lol)  and I have an effective way to handle these type of scenarios and remove uncomfortable feeling (for me I guess). But seriously, it is really awkward to think that this lady is going to be my Masseur after asking me those questions. Personally, I think that going to a Spa and get a massage is already a bit awkward but moments like these made it even worst for me.

But to sum it up, I think the “Masseur” is being nice and probably building a rapport to her clients which I think she’s doing it a bit over the top. As for the experience, the conversation is really uncomfortable especially I am inside their Spa and but qualify of massage – hmmm, really relaxing.

I will not go back to that Spa anymore though.

Anyways, I think my experice about is really funny. I don’t know about you but you made it thru this part. So, I’m glad. I hope you enjoyed my “witty” ( that’s what they say about me) and really awkward story.

Once again, have a great day and enjoy life!

 

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