Why Am I Late?

As I gradually recovering from the brutal attack of Cupid(ity). I can now confidently say that I’m slowly coming back from that shitty feeling to finding and embracing Chaplin again.

Today, I became the fastest guy I could ever imagine probably faster than Usian Bolt as to exaggerate. I remember that last time I hurried doing things was the day that I got chased by a dog to death. Picture this! When I was a kid…I was running for my life and with a touch of tears just to save my lovely bones to safety and I was really glad that I’m still alive. Lol

It took me 10-14 mins to complete my chores going to office(Which usually, an hour to complete).

(Arranged in ascending order)

1) Prepared what I’m going to wear

2) Fixed bed.

3) Took shower.

4) Brushed teeth.

5) Put Eye Mo

6) Put some lotion (Don’t doubt, I just don’t like dry skin. Lol)

7) Put my clothes on while eating cereal. (Multitasking baby!)

8) Sprayed my perfume.

9) Locked my door. ( I usually include our small gate but since I’m late, I just hoped that my neighbor will do it.)

Going back, for some shitty reason, my ever trusted alarm clock did not go off and left me dreaming about birds and the bees. So, I when I’ve realized in my dream that it’s not normal anymore I decided to wake up and check the time and then…BOOM!

9 freaking 53 PM.

I’m now 53 minutes late for my work(not to mention I have a scheduled meeting at 10pm) and the first thing I did obviously is to notify my manager that I will be at office at 10. But since half of me was still in dreaming state…I never bother to think a white lie and just decided to tell straight the truth…here was my SMS message to my manager…

 

Hya, I will be late! I’m really sorry, my phone did not alarm. Tsk, but I will go to work. Thank you.

 

(Not to mention some wrong spelling because I typed it faster compared to my usual speed of texting)

Now, as when my sanity sets in, I’ve asked myself, if I’m the manager, do you think this will be a valid reason to be late?! Of course not! But since I was really hassled of the events and idea of being late…I got stuttered and didn’t even bother to think a better and acceptable reason to tell my manager why I will be late even if it’s a lie. Luckily, my manager and I have this strong ties that it’s okay to be late but be sure that she will be informed and my reputation of not being an absentee type and not a fan of being late I guess also helped.

 

Anyways, the moral of the story is…you have to lie! Lol

 

Sidenote:

I’ve completed my 50th post and apparently nothing from WP for doing that. Lol

50th Post

Have a great day and enjoy life!

 

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Insipid ;)